Have you heard of Pakalu Papito? If you have not this article is going to give you a brief idea about who he is. He is a guy from Twitter who tweets. Yes literally he just tweets, anything, absolutely anything. If you think there is nothing special about it, well he has nearly 800K followers. Thats pretty much all we know about him but here are his tweets have a look at them; and yes we know that he started form a gas station and now he is here, because that’s what his Twitter account says.
why get thinner when u can get more dinner
i would lose weight but i hate losing
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
“you are what you eat” i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
why have abs when u can have kebabs
my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese
why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead
1. where have u been all my life?
2. can u plz go back there?
r u bad wifi cuz im feeling no connection here
i believe in annoyed at first sight
my hand fits perfectly in my other hand… i think i was made for myself
if i swallow magnets will i become attractive
single in the womb, single till the tomb
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
can u lose weight by running away from ur feelings
running seems like a great idea until u actually start running
im cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
i put the “me” in shame
i may be ugly but at least
nevermind my personality sucks too
my mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. so i guess im a circle.
stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts
my face is an american horror story
my face is a 4
my personality is a 6
so basically i’m a 10
dont u hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
me: why am i so funny
me: i don’t know
why fall in love when u can fall back asleep??
notice how i didnt say goodbye
its because i hate you
fun drinking game:
take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure ur healthy and hydrated
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
whos in mood to give me all ther money
the trash goes out more than me
you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
date me to disappoint your parents
r u my appendix?
cuz u seem kind of useless to me.
im a hot mess minus the hot
yeah baby i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
time flies when you’re throwing watches
im sorry. is my swag distracting u????
just because i hate me doesnt mean u can
Seriously we do not even know if he is a real man or just some fake profile but its fun following him. Here is his profile: https://twitter.com/pakalupapito
and while you are on it do follow us too: https://twitter.com/iscream_sundae